Santa told to slim down
This is just political correctness being taken to the extreme in jolly Ole England. Shopping Mall owners are directing Santa's to slim down and get in shape or ship out. This way a skinny Santa Claus can set a good example for the children. They even have Santa Boot Camps set up. This is just idiotic, and another attack on the Christmas Holiday.
Next they will put a muzzle on the Easter Bunny so "The Big Fat Mean Bunny" doesn't chow down on any kids.
Who in the heck wants to see a skinny Santa anyway?
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I like my santa fat and jolly, plskthx.
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That's just going to far. Santa is and always has been a fat jolly little bloke. What they going to do next take his reindeer off of him for cruelty to animals?
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Hi Bob, lol your probably right.